The Fishing Camp  Honeymoon

Some honeymooners decided to go to a fishing camp after they were married.  The old guy that ran the place became curious after several days of seeing the groom fishing almost 24 hours a day.  Well curiosity finally got the best of him and he inquired to the new husband.  "How come you're not in the rack with your wife, but are out here all the time...shouldn't you be back there doing the horizontal hula with her?".  .The groom replied "Well she has gonorrhea, so we don't do it." The ole guy says "Well there always is the back door route", where as the reply from the groom was, "She also has diarrhea". Puzzled the ole guy asks if oral sex was also out of the question and the response from the groom was, "she has pyorrhea". Dumbfounded the ole guy asked what in hell he married her for.  The grooms prompt response was, "Well she also has worms, and you know how I love to fish!"